What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are breasts attractive?

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

Why do Muslims invade Western society?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Does the National Health Service (NHS) in the United Kingdom diagnose rare conditions? If so, does it provide treatment for them as well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

How can someone determine if their partner is in another romantic relationship, particularly if they do not live together?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?